Who's Who @ PHOTOSESSION
Burying a Friend
|In response to a description
of how a Clockmakers transfers xp to a new
Nimbus: "Is that what it's like to have kids? [They] drain your life force?"
|The Gnomish militia is calmed
by Nimbus, but frustrates him in refusing to quit the battlefield as he
DM: "No one said that courage was wise."
|(There is a lightning strike
atthe top of the Clocktower)
Overheard: "Back to the Future!"
it going to do?”
Nimbus: “Destroy the village.”
Thalazzar: “That's OK with me.”
realizing that the Inevitable has come for Frankie's remains
“Maybe they want to kill her again.”
successfully resisting a compulsion
“I am a priest of Cable the Liberator. You cannot command me. We are free!”
Assembling the Companions
|Janarl: "This madness that is prophecy is the current in which I swim."|
there anything you need?"
Gringash: "A skull to bury."
|Rin: (responding to the insnane artist cackling at the foot of the volcano) "Don't drink your own paint."|
|Janarl: (after a pack of Howlers creeps up on him) "I'll be double-moving back to where there's more hit points."|
coming here is as water flowing to the sea."
Ts'Elf: "I refuse to be diluted!"
|Rin: (responding to the irritating paint construct servant in Hashar's residence) "I'm not opposed to Gringash smashing this guy."|
I cover up?"
Rin:: "We got cloaks up the hoo-hah. What do you want your cloak to do?"
Stack Master of the Libriohenaeum: "We've
had members of our order driven mad attempting to learn the language
of the Nephilim."
|Master Librarian of Selunaport: "When it comes to politics, knowledge bears no allegiance."|
|Nimbus: "We must weave a story. We battle the One tonight."|
|Ts'Elf: (to Shadowcog after his first kill) "Don't get cocky kid."|
|Thalazzar: "What happens in the Outlands, stays in the Outlands."|
The Battle of the Thala Sanat
|Nimbus (dice roll): "Nice... 52!"|
|Tiberio: "For those of you about to rock, I +2 you."|
|DM: "You are no
Protestors: "Yes he is. He has Improved Invisibility."
DM: "...but you are invisible."
|Frankie = the wench with the wrench|
|Frankie: "I'm rearranging his internal workings. He calls them organs."|
|DM: "The 'mazing laser hits the Hut."|
|DM: (referring to Nimbus): "Attack the calmness."|
Daisy Cutter is on its way."
Tiberio: "Thanks for telling me after I got the shit kicked out of me."
|Tiberio: "Mercenaries that can't be trusted? What's teh world coming to?"|
|Tiberio (who lost his front teeth) = the redneck bard|
Someone: "Not yet."
Ezh-Ire: "Then... we've failed... (*CROAK*)"
Tiberio: "You could have just lied. Throw the dying dog a bone."
"In the shadows, behind the Captain, I summon a demon."
Tiberio: "Never been so happy to see a hideous thing."
|Nimbus (who is naked) = he took a vow of nudity|
Fear & Justice
is disappointed that her crossbow does so little damage against the Greater
Frankie: "Four damage...?"
Rin: "Kills it."
|Tiberio: "Greater Invisibility, cast on self... uh, myself not T'Self."|
|Rin: "He's got a +2 fricking sword of awesomeness!"|
|On the "Intelligence"
of Thalazzar's summoned fiends...
Rin: "They're manglers not minglers."
|Attacking the Greater Fihyr
Rin: "Seven damage. Unless it's an Elf..."
Rin and T'Self are blinded
by their vision of St. Cuthbert's world. They call out to the Companions.
"Is that the big dark blur I see or the big
Thalazzar: "Save that for the sand barge."
|Upon discovering that Baba Yaga's
Hut is on the Theonean sand barge
Tiberio: "So we do have a hut on the sand barge..."
probes Ts'elf's inards
DM: "Something moved and trapped your tool."
Tiberio: "Your tool is trapped."
cracks open Ts'elf again
Ts'elf: "Do I get an anaesthetic?"
|Baba Yaga: "Tell
me, what is your deepest secret?"
Tiberio: "Would you take my second deepest secret?"
“How in the blinking blazes of mighty malfunctions did you get here?”
|A Blue Slaad ambushes the party
in the Wizard's mill
Rin: “Is that a pressing concern?”
there be rock, +2 all around."
Rin: "Called out to the Gods of Rock."
|Talking about the single tooth
that a Red Cap leaves behind when it dies
Frankie: "I don't want to carry around one of those disgusting things!"
Rin: "I'm braiding one into my hair!"
some sufferring woudl do you some good."
Mastof: "I suffer every day."
|Janarl, on the colour of Mastof's
"Take a white cloth, dip it in black ink, wring it out in blood..."
|Mastof: "Shall we go back to the future?"|
|Mastof considering a twenty year
head-start on his Soap Soldier business
"I have a head start! Imagine the compound interest!"
|Mastof: "I wouldn't trust me at all. I barely trust myself."|
| Nimbus just destroyed the undead
centaur being prepared to serve itself for dinner
"There's something wrong with dinner. Isn'yt it supposed to be moving?"
|Mastof to Nimbus
"I've kind of done my best to be the 'good dad'."
|Prerparing to avoid the death
gaze of the Bodak during battle
Mastof: "I can blind one of you."
Nimbus: "We can close our eyes!"
|Mastof and Nimbus, disguised,take
a long time in Mastof's quarters and Aea's laboratory
Aea: "What is taking them so long? Are the lovers?"
Janarl: "What!? [PAUSE] Do not speak!"
Debts of the Father, Paid by the Son
|Frankie: "In all the confusion, he bites him-Ts'elf."|
Ts'elf: "Do you need my help?"
|The Companions ask Nimbus what
has happened to his glowing aura...
Nimbus: "There is an eclipse on my soul."
|Nimbus learns that Mastof may
actually be his father...
Nimbus: "I've paid your debt. Now you must pay mine!"
|The DM speaks as Janarl after
he helpfully throws himself into the creavasse
"I regret nothing!"
|Nimbus jumps into the abyss,
trusting that Thalazzar and his fiensdish crow will catch him.
Nimbus: "It's a leap of faith."
Tiberio: "Go Indy."
Nimbus: "My stunt double can do this."
Death & Lavendar
Frankie announces she has
taken the Scientific Methodology feat
Crux, one of Ivindof's
men, has been calmed by Nimbus's aura
informs you that about 80 feet on, the path..."
Nimbus: "...Opens up into the encounter."
my name is Nimbus.
I am here to free you from your master so you can play with the undead
as much as you want."
Nothic: "Hello Nimbus, my name is Nithnic-athnic. I am going to eat you."
|DM: "Where's Tyconderoga...?"
Thalazzar: "On my shoulder. I gave her some Dream."
DM: "...in a bag.
"What kind of math are you using?"
DM: "The kind of math where I win."
Less than a League Above a Lake
| Thalazzar, experiencing some
major Dream withdrawl, pukes inside his
Tiberio: "Just say 'no' Thalazzar."
|Discussing how to sneak a Half-Elf
and a Clockwork into the Monotheocrate
Rin: "I could do the Spock headband..."
|After being blasted by Yithic
Ts'Elf: "I don't think my senses have wound up yet."
|Upon learning that Ivindof
Golgadin is amongst those guarding the entrance to the passage beneath
the Wall of the Righteous
Tiberio: "Diplomacy is out of the question."
Nimbus: "We'll kick their ass, then tell them our story."
|DM: "The crossbowman
fires at you."
Nimbus: "At me?"
Nimbus: "Yeah whatever."
Race Against Rin
trying tofigure out how he can use his music while underwater
Nimbus: "Tiberio unplugged."
the derelict submarine on the Elemental Plane of Water,
Someone asks: "Do we split up?"
Tiberio: "N! O!"
|DM: "I hit Nimbus and I thought I'd feel good."|
|Nimbus: "How many sharks can there be on the Plane of Water?"|
vile water mephit. It fouls the water around it."
Tiberio: "No peeing in the pool, man."
|Nimbus: "There's a madness to your mephit."|
|DM: "DAMN YOU NIMBUS!!"|
|Facing a room full of undead
Tiberio: "It's Thriller."
|DM: "I feel like
I'm playing Zombies."
Nimbus: "It's a no brainer."
|Dragana's last words...
Tiberio: "I summon a celestial blackbear."
Dragana: "We bear-ly survived."
|Trying Diplomacy with a Flesh
Nimbus: "I activate my tongues ability to speak to it. Is anyone home?"
DM: "You hear an echo."
Dragana: "Welcome to the party!"
|With the aid of Silverleaf Weed,
Thalazzar awakens from a Dream-induced deleirum
DM: "He [Thalazzar] throws up over whoever is in front of him."
Dragana: (elated) "Master!"
“We Came, We Saw, We Rocked”
you're a beggar, who's taken a vow of poverty, what do you beg for?"
|The Cuthbertian priest, Wulfgar,
reveals that the Companions are the key to a great divination cast by
Thalazzar: "I fail to see how this is important."
give a little fondle to the maid."
DM: "Make a role."
to Tiberio over the disappearance of Thalazzar
"He's the best Master ever!" (PAUSE) "You're the second best Master ever."
|DM: "You enter
the kitchen followed by a kobold?"
Dragana: "This is not sneaking."
Tiberio Sound Check
Innuendo in the leathershop
the DC for a blow job?"
Frankie: "Make a 'Performance' check."
|"We're with the band, man..."
Frankie: "I'm the techie."
Arek: "I'm the muscle."
Nimbus: "I'm the spiritual adviser" ("Ravi Nimbus!")
|Tiberio scores in the closet,
while Dragana looks on from a sack
Dragana: "You didn't see what I was doing with my tail." (PAUSE) "I am a member of the Conservative Party of Canada."
|Facing a door with a nasty trap,
with wall scyethes, and whirling posioned blades
Tiberio: "Step out of the room and throw the gnome at the door."
Dragana: "I like where your head is at."
Tiberio: "I mean the kobold."
|Getting through a series of tricky
Dragana: "Gnome and kobold, working together!"
The Dirty Half Dozen
|Vladic: "You can lead at the front. I'll be at the back."|
|"Our rensezvous is the battle."|
have a horn brother."
Braven: "Tell me that wasn't you who blew that back there."
|Ennis Maggot (to Domaldi): "As the mountain falls, so falls your innocence."|
what is happening."
Braven: "We have aided the Horde against the Federation. We have caused a terrible evil. Let me sum it up... FOLLOW ME!"
Braven rages into combat against the advancing Horde
|“Swampjaw, go back to town and get the sheriff...”|
as he demolishes a kobold scavenger in Krin
"Get out of my village!"
That Which Stalks the Night
|Arek to Inigo: "Perhaps your master will drink my blood, but you will feel the blows of Unity first." • "Perhaps I will not see the rise of the sun, but I will take you with me."|
moves behind the vampire, Inigo
"Daylight has arrived."
|Player: This guy is
DM: Hey man, he's not a "wuss-pire."
|Nimbus to Inigo:
"Fight me and you will be destroyed."
Tiberio: "You taunt him a second time."
begin to open a gate to the Nine Hells."
DM: "Oh, so you vote Tory." (Choose your Canada!)
|Nimbus to a vampire: "Your nights are numbered!"|
Taint of the Devourer
|DM: (to Frankie)
"You hear the unmistakable sound of your comrades
in arms getting it on..."
Table Talk: What! Woo-hoo! etc.
DM: "Not that type of getting it on!"
Tiberio: "Brokeback Dungeon."
|An undead gnoll takes 4 damage
from Nimbus's aura of goodness
Thalazzar: "That's more damage than you've done in a long time."
Around the Table: Ooooooooo!
|Thalazzar: "My creature is immune to fire. It's from hell."|
|Commenting on Zayda
Tiberio: "She weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood..."
Ancient & Unspeakable
|Janarl: "Heroes do not solve problems with words that they can solve with swords."|
After dealing with the Torture
Chamber, and its gruesome contents...
|Nimbus (babbling in confusion): "The ripples collide and cloud my mind, the ripples collide and cloud my mind, the ripples collide and cloud my mind, the ripples collide and cloud my mind..."|
|Tiberio: "Given my knowledge of oral magic... (howls of derisive laughter) ...that Frankie can vouch for."|
and the party gets a right royal whoopin'
Tiberio: "Thalazzar, you motherfucker!"
|Arek: "The dice fell out of my hand, does that count?"|
|Tiberio: "Is there anything unusual about Nimbus's behaviour, besides wierdness?"|
could be evil."
Tiberio: "In which case we kill him and get lots of xp."
"Perhaps we should learn
more about this place?"
Tiberio: "I have a backpack full of more."
| Eager to go back into the dungeon
Nimbus: "I am ready to face the darkness alone..."
|A Heironean Inquisitor awaits the party in
Folha's grove and confiscates Domaldi's
Lokiyar: I will deliver this fallen knight to proper justice.
Tiberio (in disgust): The only fallen knight I see stands before me.
Flame & Shadow
"Do Clockworks dream...?"
Tiberio: "Of Electric Sheep?"
|Thalazzar: "Would you like a muffin of Heironeous?" (???)|
|Domaldi: "Lo, foul darkness, I will strike you until you bleed daylight!"|
Stumbling Into Depths
|The Party tries to decide what
to do with its usual acumen...
DM: “I am in Dungeon Master Hell!”
|Who has a torch?
Domaldi to Nimbus: “Don't you glow?”
|Having battled a water elemental|
Thalazzar: “Our ass was kic